While you were all busy having “funerals” and getting cremated I was decomposing in the woods behind a cracker barrel off the highway
17yr:
note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up
(Source: saintsoup, via thecommonchick)
(Source: vitamin-death)
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theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:
I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves
(via the-pink-monster)
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
(Source: hurtafly, via confirmance)
Anonymous asked:
Where do you wanna be rn
slavery Answer:
in the loving arms of another person
(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)
The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.